Madonna’s Nucelar Powers

"MADONNA and her husband Guy Ritchie have been lobbying the government and nuclear industry over a scheme to clean up radioactive waste with a supposedly magic Kabbalah fluid.

The couple, both followers of the Jewish spiritual movement, approached Downing Street, Whitehall and British Nuclear Fuels (BNFL) promoting a ?mystical? liquid tested in a Ukrainian lake.

The response?

?It was like a crank call . . . the scientific mechanisms and principles were just bollocks, basically,? one official said.

Which other country in the world would provide an official response which was so concise, accurate and to the point?" - worstall